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Imagine your ad budget is a bucket. And not a new one.

The only question is how many holes it has. Money leaks out every day, and almost never where you think. I find these leaks and show you a list: here it leaks this much, here this much.

Why it matters

Where your ad budget disappears

Each hole on its own is small. Together they eat a noticeable part of what you pay every month — and your ad account report doesn’t mention it in a single line.

Impressions to people who won’t buy

Your ad is shown to people outside your area, outside your age group, outside your search intent. They won’t click or buy, but the impressions are already paid for.

Competitors’ clicks

Your ad is opened just to check the price and leave. Each such click costs you exactly as much as a click from a real customer.

Ads running into the void

Nights, weekends, hours when nobody will answer. The ads run, the budget is spent, and nobody picks up the phone.

Bids nobody has looked at in six months

Set up at the start and forgotten. The market has changed, and so has the cost per click — yet you’re still paying by yesterday’s rules.

What you get

A list of holes, with a price tag on each

Not “everything is bad” and not forty pages of charts. A list of specific leaks, and next to each one — how much money flows through it.

Exactly where it leaks

Specific campaigns, audiences and ads, not general advice. With this list you can go to any contractor — they’ll understand what to do.

In plain language

No “bounce rate” or “conversion windows”. I explain so that you can check every point yourself and decide whether you agree.

How it works

  1. View-only accessyou give me the right to look at the account — I can’t change anything
  2. 30-minute conversationwhat you sell, to whom, and what a customer is worth to you
  3. Account reviewI look at where the money went over recent months
  4. List of leaksI send you the list with an estimate of how much leaks through each
Honestly about the gift

What we need from you

Two things: view-only access to your ad account and thirty minutes of conversation. No prepayment, no contract, no technical brief.

  1. Pick a time in the calendarfurther down this page, takes a minute
  2. Give VIEW-ONLY accessview only: I can see the numbers but cannot change, pause or spend anything. At the meeting I’ll show you how to grant it, and how to take it back with one click
  3. You get the listThen it’s up to you: fix it yourself, hand it to your contractor, or let us do it. If you don’t like it, we part ways and you owe nothing
Step 1

Pick a time that suits you

30 minutes online. Enough to understand your business and look at the account together.

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Or keep it simple

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Frequently asked questions

How much does it cost?

Nothing. The audit is a gift. We do it to show our level of work: after that, it’s up to you whether to work with us.

What’s the catch?

There’s no catch, just a calculation. It’s better for us to spend a day and show our work than to persuade you with words. If your account is clean, I’ll say so — I won’t invent problems.

Why do you need access to my account?

Without it the numbers can’t be seen: screenshots and reports show the total, while leaks are only visible inside. The access is VIEW-ONLY — I can’t change, pause or spend anything. You can take it back with one click at any moment.

What if everything is set up properly?

Then we’ll look, and I’ll tell you so plainly. Usually the holes aren’t in the settings but in what changed after launch and nobody checked.

After the audit, will you immediately take over my ads?

No. The gift is the list of what we found. What to do with it is up to you: fix it yourself, hand it to your contractor, or ask us.

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